BMV Craziness

Today I had to renew my license, and plate "Roo". Neither is technically due till the end of the month, but I had the time so I figured let's just get this over with.

On the way there I develop a huge case of road rage. Seriously it must be senior citizen driving day because I got stuck behind every single old person who goes 10 below the posted speed limit.

Then I arrive, only to have to wait...and wait... and wait. I'm totally not good at waiting. I'm impatient. But it has to be done, so I do it.

The guy handling everything was a riot. He asked the usual questions, and then comes the doozey~ Is your height and weight correct? I go into somewhat of a panic mode.

See I've maxed out my online renewals so I had to do this one in person. I have done my renwals over the internet since I was 21. Im turning 29. 8 years ago I certainly weighed ALOT less than I do now. Hell that was pre-babies. That was when I was youthful and hot.

I cock my head to the side, and grin with a chuckle. He says... well what do you want me to put? I tell him just say I got shorter and fatter. He laughs and says lets just add 10 lbs. Ahhh I love that guy. I certainly gained alot more than 10 lbs more than my license says.

So $300 later I'm outta there, and home. With a small smile on my face.